I hope you get cancer and die

I was driving to a social club meeting last Friday, when the driver infront of me at a traffic light through their cigarette butt out their car window. It hadn't rained in weeks and there's dead grass everywhere. I tap my horn to get their attention. They look at me in there rear view mirror, while I mimic smoking a cigarette, throwing out the window, and then shrugged my shoulders in a questioning manner. She gave me the finger and mouthed the words F*** YOU.

Thats when I noticed the for sale sign in the back of her SUV. I tapped in the number listed into my cell phone, and proceeded to drive through the intersection. A few blocks away from there she pulled into her driveway. A couple of blocks away, I pulled over the truck (I don't use the cell phone while driving), and gave the Betty a ring. She answered. I told her I had seen the for sale sign in the back of her SUV. She was happy. I asked her why she felt the need to throw her butts out the window of her vehicle. She was not so happy. OBSCENE LANGUAGE INSERTED HERE/DEATH THREATS/A WEIRD REFERENCE TO OPTICAL RAPAGE. I stated "I hope you get cancer and die."

I phoned her back three times that night.

Cheers
Colleen Prime

PS I have since gotten rid of her cell phone number ... I mean it was funny for me .... but I don't really need any new hobbies.