Top 5 Things Currently Making Me Happy

Well, Yesterday I posted the top 5 reasons I was currently pissed off. Today is sequel day. Top 5 things currently making me happy.

#5. Daily Worship
#4. Minor Crush
#3. Flowers Blooming
#2. Face book Addiction
#1. Swinging Leland

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#5. When I wake up in the morning the last few weeks, the neighbourhood is quite, and the sky is still in transition from dark to bright. Often there is the pinks and purple hues that paint the horizon. I stand at the backdoor with a steaming cup of coffee in hand, and worship as only a Javacursian can.

#4. I have a small crush on someone, who it is I will not say. Doesn't even really matter who it is, its that butterfly in the stomach, and weak in the knees feelings I get when I hear his voice. I am such a sucker for cool sounding voices. Makes me happy

#3. The Dogwood and Lilac trees are in bloom. I mentioned this in a previous post that they are my favorite flowers, and they are still both in bloom.

#2. Face book is making me happy, cause its reconnecting me with old friends I haven't talked to in a longtime. The disturbing pictures from scouting are to funny for words.

#1. The number one thing that is currently making me happy, is my nephews smiling face and enthused vocalisations of joy that emanate from the little man every time hes swinging. Such unbridled Joy...Its contagious I tell you

Top 5 things Pissing Me Off Currently

Well Its been over a week since my last post, and even longer if you discount all my Bruce Campbell postings. So, to share whats currently pissing me off, I bring you the bullet point list, explanations too follow.

#5. They Cancelled Jericho!

#4. They Killed the Tiger

#3. The Amount of Liter on the Streets.

#2. My Complete Inability to Balance My Cheque Book.

#1. Anti-Poverty Committee Losers.

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#5. That's right my current favorite post apocalyptic Vision of the world after the bomb drops has been cancelled. I liked Jericho. Sure, party of me was watching it solely cause I like to look at Skeet Ulrich, and the guy from Simon and Simon, but where the hell am I gonna get my nuke the world fix now? Guess If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.

#4. They euthanized the Tiger that killed a woman up near Bridge Lake. Why? What did the tiger do wrong? It is a genetic killing machine, and if your gonna be playing around death on for paws, you are rolling the dice. The tiger did exactly what its supposed to do. KILL. Maybe if we locked up the moron that owned the tigers, and displayed the idiot in a cage, the world would be a better place. The only thing that really bugs me, is the jackass still owns two more tigers, and the kids who watched the animal kill their mom, are probably still gonna be around the cats.

#3. Doesn't anyone remember "Hootie the owl", or "Give a hoot don't pollute". There is an insane amount of liter on the streets as of late, I cant pick it all up on my lunch breaks dammit.

#2. $23.47 A.W.O.L

#1. The losers at the APC (Anti-Poverty Committee) have shown just how complete a bunch of ass holes they are. This country bends over backwards to allow people to protest. I am a big proponent of free speech, and protest (even if the content or causes makes me reach for my bottle of lye and a wire brush), but when you start publicly threatening to use force on people, and then invade peoples homes, or, places of employment, and vandalizing the place, destroying equipment, and throwing there furniture around.....you've gone too far. Is there cause a just and nobel one? Who the #^$% cares. they are a bunch of worthless idiots.

I hope there arrested, and burn in hell ~ insert Samuel Jacksons voice

I feel much better now...Maybe tomorrow I'll make a list of my current happy thoughts.